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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

real-faker:

kittyboops:

jaraxxus:

Weird Al made a shitty song better.

OH MY GOD YES. THANK YOU! I loved the original beat, HATED the original lyrics. Finally a version of the song easily purchasable without any of the rape culture BS.

^^^^^^^
I was watching the View earlier today and at first I was really excited to think maybe he was gonna skewer the entire ideology of the song, but then he said this:

….There were already about 10,000 parodies of [“Blurred Lines”] and they were all rapey.  And I thought nobody had done a song about grammar.”

And I was like, you know what?  Yeah.  I’m down with that.  Take the catchy beat and stuff people liked about the song and put it to use for the better.

Plus I haven’t seen a mo-graph video I’ve liked this much in years, props to the artist!

Also I’d just like to take a moment to highlight the hashtag cunninglinguist.

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!

kennnex:

Operation Reds.

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

ultimatemoviefanatic:

Dancing Superheroes :)

donotchoosesidesyet:

there has never before been such a ‘that’s it that’s the show” gifset in the history of time

For a moment I set aside my dislike of Minecraft to reblog this gifset.